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Dumb ways to die

on April 28, 2014

Hilarious! My kids class introduced me to this gem. It was really funny when they were singing it to me and the lyrics were all getting mixed up.

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
use your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus:
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what’s this red button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
die die die die die die die die

I think the next class may involve me introducing them to the work of Edward Gorey…

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